A Speculative List of Jay-Z’s 99 Problems
Photo by NRK P3
This post is pure gold.
Sometimes ‘forced’ by Beyonce to “Facetime” via iPad with in-laws; finds this excruciating; almost impossible to maintain any semblance of enthusiasm while doing so.
On Steve Jobs’ bad side when he passed away.
Worries about posture coupled with angst/ disdain for the fact that good posture is difficult to maintain.
Current income seems ‘weak’ compared to the GNP of the US, other Western powers.
Worries about experience of no sense of ‘place’ or ‘home’; feelings of belonging ‘nowhere,’ esp. in regard to American and European cities which lead to a sort of uncanny experience of ‘floating’ and meaninglessness at each house purchased.
Recently discovered higher thread count on bedding indicated softer sheets; for some reason always assumed lower thread count was softer and as such has been sleeping on less-than-ideal sheets for pretty much entire life.
