Posts tagged "funny"

posted 3 weeks ago

Breaking Bad fan? 80’s child? This video is for you.

posted 4 weeks ago

“Wait, someone killed me in Mafia Wars?”

“Wait, someone killed me in Mafia Wars?”

posted 4 weeks ago

In which a lyrics site tries to transcribe a Skrillex tune into words

Click here to see the lyrics in all their dubstep-transcription glory. An excerpt is below…

Shouts to all my lost boys
Sha-sha-sha-sha-sha-sha-shouts to all my lost boys
we rowdy
Shouts to all my lost boys
Sha-sha-sha-sha-sha-sha-shouts to all my lost boys
we rowdy
Shouts to all my lost boys
Sha-sha-sha-sha-sha-sha-shouts to all my lost boys
we rowdy
Shouts to all my lost boys
Sha-sha-sha-sha-sha-sha-shouts to all my lost boys

BANGARANG! Bass! BAYYYH!
Wah-wa-wa-Wah-wa-wa-BANG-BANG
o-ooo-ooo-ooo-o-ooo-ooo-wa, BANGARANG!
BAYYYH! Wah-wa-wa-Wah-wa-wa,
BANG BANG, o-ooo-ooo-ooo-o-ooo-ooo-wa you feel the?
BAYYYH! Wah-wa-wa-Wah-wa-wa,
BANG BANG, o-ooo-ooo-ooo-o-ooo-ooo-wa BANGARANG!
BAYYYH! Wah-wa-wa-Wah-wa-wa,
BANG BANG, o-ooo-ooo-ooo-o-ooo-ooo-wa you feel the? BASS!
BAYYYH! Wah-wa-wa-Wah-wa-wa,
BANG BANG, o-ooo-ooo-ooo-o-ooo-ooo-wa BANGARANG!
BAYYYH! Wah-wa-wa-Wah-wa-wa,
BANG BANG, o-ooo-ooo-ooo-o-ooo-ooo-wa you feel the?
BAYYYH! Wah-wa-wa-Wah-wa-wa,
BANG BANG, o-ooo-ooo-ooo-o-ooo-ooo-wa BANGARANG!
BAYYYH! Wah-wa-wa-Wah-wa-wa,
BANG BANG, o-ooo-ooo-ooo-o-ooo-ooo-wa you feel the? BASS!

BAYYYH! Lose boys, sha-sha-sha-sha-sha-sha-
shout to my lost boys
we rowdy
Shout to all my lost boys,
sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-shout to all my lost boys BANGARANG!
Shout to all my lost boys,
sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-shout to all my lost boys
we rowdy
Shout to all my boss boys
sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-sho, BAYYH, BAYYYH, BANGARANG! BASS!
Wah-wah-ooo-wah, berm-berm-berm-mmmm-berm-berm-berm!
Wah-wah-ooo-wah, berm-berm-berm-berm-WOOOOOOO!
Wah-wah-ooo-wah, berm-berm-berm-mmmm-berm-berm-berm!
Wah-ooo-ooo-woo-yuuuuh, you feel the?
Wah-wah-ooo-wah, berm-berm-berm-mmmm-berm-berm-berm!
Wah-wah-ooo-wah, berm-berm-berm-berm-WOOOOOOO!
Wah-wah-ooo-wah, berm-berm-berm-mmmm-berm-berm-berm!
Wah-ooo-ooo-woo-yuuuuh, you feel the?
Wah-woooo-wah, berm, berm berm, berberber,berm, berm,
Wah-woooo-wah-wah-wah-wah-WOOOOOO!
Wah-woooo-wah, berm, berm berm, berberber,berm, berm,
Wah-ooo-ooo-woo-yuuuuh, you feel the?

posted 1 month ago

This is one of the greatest videos. Ever. Just wait for it…

posted 1 month ago

Shakespeare Insult Kit

Shakespeare Insult Kit

(Source: poobah, via caro)

posted 2 months ago

Best new tumblr: Kim Jong Il dropping bass.

Best new tumblr: Kim Jong Il dropping bass.

posted 2 months ago

A Speculative List of Jay-Z’s 99 Problems

Photo by NRK P3

This post is pure gold.

  • Sometimes ‘forced’ by Beyonce to “Facetime” via iPad with in-laws; finds this excruciating; almost impossible to maintain any semblance of enthusiasm while doing so.

  • On Steve Jobs’ bad side when he passed away.

  • Worries about posture coupled with angst/ disdain for the fact that good posture is difficult to maintain.

  • Current income seems ‘weak’ compared to the GNP of the US, other Western powers.

  • Worries about experience of no sense of ‘place’ or ‘home’; feelings of belonging ‘nowhere,’ esp. in regard to American and European cities which lead to a sort of uncanny experience of ‘floating’ and meaninglessness at each house purchased.

  • Recently discovered higher thread count on bedding indicated softer sheets; for some reason always assumed lower thread count was softer and as such has been sleeping on less-than-ideal sheets for pretty much entire life.