Posts tagged "jay z"

posted 5 months ago

A Speculative List of Jay-Z’s 99 Problems

Photo by NRK P3

This post is pure gold.

  • Sometimes ‘forced’ by Beyonce to “Facetime” via iPad with in-laws; finds this excruciating; almost impossible to maintain any semblance of enthusiasm while doing so.

  • On Steve Jobs’ bad side when he passed away.

  • Worries about posture coupled with angst/ disdain for the fact that good posture is difficult to maintain.

  • Current income seems ‘weak’ compared to the GNP of the US, other Western powers.

  • Worries about experience of no sense of ‘place’ or ‘home’; feelings of belonging ‘nowhere,’ esp. in regard to American and European cities which lead to a sort of uncanny experience of ‘floating’ and meaninglessness at each house purchased.

  • Recently discovered higher thread count on bedding indicated softer sheets; for some reason always assumed lower thread count was softer and as such has been sleeping on less-than-ideal sheets for pretty much entire life.