This dog is awesome. I shall call him Gandalf.
Introducing Virgin America “Baller Status”
Ok so I’ll break it to you…Virgin America doesn’t have a “Baller Status.” But they should!
Just imagine hearing “Anyone with Baller Status is now free to board” or seeing “These seats reserved for individuals with Baller Status.”
Urban Dictionary refers to “baller status” as “someone who everyone recongnizes for their accomplishments and what they have.” I hear people say they’ve got “baller status” plenty to joke about having a certain level of privilege, etc. — which is why someone should adopt it as an actual status level and reap the marketing gold it’d bring with it.
Now, I don’t know exactly what Baller Status would get you, but Virgin is certainly the best brand to pair the name with as they’re a young travel brand with a great attitude. Maybe it could be Virgin America’s version of United’s Global Services.
I’m telling you…marketing GOLD.
And if anyone ever implements this idea…the only recourse I ask is that I am granted Baller Status for life.




